I reckon.
No world problems. I couldn’t care less.

No world problems. I couldn’t care less.

ashiecrackerr:

spookypancakelord:

gnumblr:

This is the most emotional post in the history of tumblr

I nearly cried.

This post makes me want to puke

rick-sanchez:

homol0gy:

psychara:

Call it Satanic or call it common sense.

If they do not stop, destroy them

THE MATING SIGNAL

jaredscherer:

Apparently it is theatrical superstition that if you say Macbeth in a theater it is considered bad luck. This must be hard when trying to actually put on a production of Macbeth.

“Director?”

“Yes?”

“What is this play called again?”

“The Ducks of Zanzibar.”

“Are you sure? It seems an awful lot like Macbeth.”

………..

………..

“Goddammit Jeffrey.” 

jaredscherer:

Who coined the phrase “Human Being?”

Like, who was the guy (or gal) who suddenly realized “Holy shit, I am something. I need a name for this.”

But before that, who was the first person to realize that they were something?

Most animals, like dogs, bark and attack their reflection, what was the…

inefetus:

"We whine and complain and mope when things won’t go our way. We’re crushed when what we were "promised" is revoked — as if that’s not allowed to happen. Instead of doing much about it, we sit at home and play video games or travel or worse, pay for more school with more loan debt that will never…

This is why I’ve been nocturnal for the last eight years. The day moon will destroy your shit.