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To Do List.

So my roommate made me a wonderful to do list. here it is

“To Do List:

Wake up.

BOO YAH!

Slam beers.

Punch yourself in the face.

Wash your clothes. In blood.

Listen to slayer.

Eat a fucking sandwich.

Learn how to not be such a dipshit.

Make fuck time.

Suck on a window.

Slay some poon tang.

CLAM JAM!

Slam more bears. I mean beers.

Whiskey.

Go the fuck to sleep.

Die.”

Dylan Stock everybody! He’ll be here all week.

Posted on Tuesday, February 7 2012. Tagged with: to do list
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